This is no joke, it really happened in my first responder class today
- My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
- What do you do next?
- Student: Call 911!
- My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

